Vacant Vagina

Look at this tiny man I drew! It looks like he's dancing! Chugga chugga.

If cats had rifles, imagine the damage they could do.

Made a rosette out of pictures of drugs in college today [LIES], isn't college just great...

Also, observe my crap letrasetting skills, the word 'for' shouldn't have a freaking umlaut damnit.

This is your life

"What are you eating?"

"Anti-scurvy."

"So, you're eating anti-scurvy?"

Oh My God - Sh**s

So you probably don't care about my shoes but I decided to spray a pair of old Nikes that I had already scribbled on in boredom and they look bloody like sex.

SHOE SEXIFICATION SUCCESS

Limostamp

Did some work. Made a freaking BANNER. Aren't you impressed? Yes? Oui? Good. Now look at the rest of the crap I've done while alone in my flat for 4 days.

  

A little present for my boyfriend (by the way Jack if you're reading this LOOK AWAY NOW!!! OH NO!!! TOO LATE!!! CRAP!!!!)

 

A challenge set by a friend to write on toast, I attempted some small letters, using a stencil and milk and a paintbrush but they didn't show up at all, this giant letter was all I could manage.

After another failed attempt I tried to cut the words out of the toast, which kind of worked because the letterforms were uncrispy from the milk, but then I accidently cut into the toasted bit and everything went wrong, wrong like Fritzl.

 I WILL succeed...one day...

It's my boyfriends parents wedding anniversary today so I thought I'd make them a cool pop-up card using some patterns stolen from the internet. The anniversary bit is going to be pop-up and I'm going to put a bright yellow pattern underneath to peep through underneath. But I haven't finished the design yet. ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS GIVE ME A BREAK. GOD.

A little garish mebs? I'm hoping it'll look better when it's in 3D pop-up form. I may put some floraly decorative things too.

Thats all folks. Unless I decide to post up photos too. No, I think this is enough blog activity by far, I don't want to pull a blog-muscle or anything.

Now piss off.

So here we are.

I've been a bad girl. But its ok because it's not like I've actually been doing any work these last 4 months. Here's some stuff I've done in the last few weeks....

Yay.