Monday 27 April 2009

This is your life

"What are you eating?"
"Anti-scurvy."
"So, you're eating anti-scurvy?"

Friday 17 April 2009

Oh My God - Sh**s

So you probably don't care about my shoes but I decided to spray a pair of old Nikes that I had already scribbled on in boredom and they look bloody like sex.


SHOE SEXIFICATION SUCCESS

Thursday 16 April 2009

Limostamp

Did some work. Made a freaking BANNER. Aren't you impressed? Yes? Oui? Good. Now look at the rest of the crap I've done while alone in my flat for 4 days.
  
A little present for my boyfriend (by the way Jack if you're reading this LOOK AWAY NOW!!! OH NO!!! TOO LATE!!! CRAP!!!!)

 
A challenge set by a friend to write on toast, I attempted some small letters, using a stencil and milk and a paintbrush but they didn't show up at all, this giant letter was all I could manage.


After another failed attempt I tried to cut the words out of the toast, which kind of worked because the letterforms were uncrispy from the milk, but then I accidently cut into the toasted bit and everything went wrong, wrong like Fritzl.


 I WILL succeed...one day...


It's my boyfriends parents wedding anniversary today so I thought I'd make them a cool pop-up card using some patterns stolen from the internet. The anniversary bit is going to be pop-up and I'm going to put a bright yellow pattern underneath to peep through underneath. But I haven't finished the design yet. ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS GIVE ME A BREAK. GOD.

A little garish mebs? I'm hoping it'll look better when it's in 3D pop-up form. I may put some floraly decorative things too.

Thats all folks. Unless I decide to post up photos too. No, I think this is enough blog activity by far, I don't want to pull a blog-muscle or anything.

Now piss off.